Зая
а хз но мне кажется что ко взрослому больше, хотя и к ребенку вполне возможно
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Поделиться42126-09-2012 22:17:33
Поделиться42226-09-2012 22:26:33
Зая,
мое мнение - это
взрослая любовь
Поделиться42327-09-2012 00:26:01
don't know if anybody here is interested in the US politics and the presidential election, which is to be held on November 6, 2012. Barack Obama is running for a second and final term, his major challenger is former Massachusetts Governor, Republican Mitt Romney. Now, I tell you this: if Romney wins, the world will see Bush Jr reincarnated. You ask me why and I tell you: watch this!
Поделиться42405-11-2012 23:48:43
Just in case you didn't know this fact: Couple who couldn't conceive stunned when doctors revealed husband's LAPTOP was cooking his sperm
Поделиться42613-12-2012 12:41:52
Linka
Поделиться42725-12-2012 00:44:22
Linka
Встречаются 2 выпускника МГИМО в Лондоне и у них завязывается такой разговор
-How much watch?
-Six watch
-Such much??
-For whom how..
-For me so!
-Mgimo finished?
-Ask!
Поделиться42825-12-2012 08:31:54
Встречаются 2 выпускника МГИМО в Лондоне
Спасибо, что вариант с МГИМО написали, а то мне как-то пришлось такой анекдот с упоминанием моего вуза услышать, было обидно. А вообще, я еще слышала такой конец анекдота:
- Минск иняз?
- Yes, it does
Отредактировано biggie (25-12-2012 08:32:10)
Поделиться42925-12-2012 08:48:21
Я еще похуже окончание слышала! Правда, это лет 20 назад было)) Бородатая шутка однако...
- Минск иняз?
- Yes, I does.
Поделиться43005-01-2013 19:19:21
A funny (and sad, too) song about motherhood
(in case you wanna get the lyrics, just use the captions button)
Отредактировано biggie (05-01-2013 23:50:17)
Поделиться43106-01-2013 09:42:00
Scientists have finally discovered what's
wrong with the female brain!!!!: On the
left side, there is nothing right, and on
the right side, there is nothing left...
Поделиться43208-01-2013 07:27:43
A fifth of Britons don't change their bed sheets even once a month - and it's causing asthma, eczema and sniffles as a result
... just two in five of them change their sheets weekly...
...36 per cent perform the task fortnightly, while 17 per cent of them admit to changing dirty sheets just once a month or even less frequently...
... six per cent of houseproud people stripped the sheets more than once a week, one per cent of people admitted they were changed just once a year, while three per cent had no idea.
I wonder... what if we ask our people? Shall we have a survey?
Поделиться43319-01-2013 20:25:49
the stars who are mirror images of their partners
some pictures look a bit creepy, but it's also fun to compare the people in them
Поделиться43420-01-2013 00:39:55
the stars who are mirror images of their partners
some pictures look a bit creepy, but it's also fun to compare the people in them
i didn't understand what the author wanted to says by these pictures.......they are mostly ugly, and only few of them show, that people who live together long time, become very similar////
Поделиться43618-02-2013 01:56:55
mama,
"stressed - desserts" thing is the best!
Поделиться43726-02-2013 22:57:25
Watch this - it's really great! About the Meteor and not only...
Отредактировано biggie (26-02-2013 22:57:53)
Поделиться43827-02-2013 09:54:34
"Seafood diet - see food, only see..."
Поделиться44023-04-2013 15:23:11
Some more funny stuff here:
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5. 0 to Husband 1. 0 and noticed a slowdown in the performance of the flower and jewelry applications that had operated flawlessly under the Boyfriend 5. 0 system. In addition, Husband 1. 0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9. 9, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 7. 4, NBA 3. 2 and NHL 4. 1.
Conversation 8. 0 also no longer runs and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5. 3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5. 0 was an entertainment package, while Husband 1. 0 is an operating system. Try to enter the command C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME and install Tears 6. 2. Husband 1. 0 should then automatically run the applications Guilt 3. 3 and Flowers 7. 5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1. 0 to default to such background applications as Grumpy Silence 2. 5, Happy Hour 7. 0, or Beer 6. 1.
Please remember that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly . WAV files. DO NOT install Mother-In-Law 1. 0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1. 0. They could also potentially cause Husband 1. 0 to default to the program: Girlfriend 9. 2, which runs in the background and has been known to introduce potentially serious viruses into the Operating System.
In summary, Husband 1. 0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and can't learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to enhance his system performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3. 0 and Single Malt Scotch 4. 5 combined with such applications as that old stand-by Lingerie 6. 9 (which has been credited with improved performance of his hardware).
Good Luck
Tech Support
Поделиться44108-05-2013 17:54:42
TWO COWS
SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. You give one to your neighbour
COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk
NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you
BUREAUCRATISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away
TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
You sell them and retire on the incomeROYAL BANK OF SCOTLAND (VENTURE) CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed
company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an
associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows.
The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island Company secretly owned
by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company.
The annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more. You sell one cow to buy a
new president of the United States , leaving you with nine cows. No balance sheet provided with the release.
The public then buys your bull.SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead.A GREEK CORPORATION: You have two cows. You borrow lots of euros to build barns, milking sheds, hay stores,
feed sheds, dairies, cold stores, abattoir, cheese unit and packing sheds.
You still only have two cows.A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads,
because you want three cows.A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of
an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create a clever cow cartoon image called a Cowkimona and market it worldwide.AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You decide to have lunch.A RUSSIAN (+BELARUSIAN) CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have
five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have
12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you.
You charge the owners for storing them.A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them.
You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity.
You arrest the newsman who reported the real situation.AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them.
A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. Both are mad.
AN IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows.
You tell them that you have none.
No-one believes you, so they bomb the ** out of you and invade your country.
You still have no cows, but at least you are now a Democracy.AN AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty good.
You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate.A NEW ZEALAND CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive...
Поделиться44208-05-2013 21:26:20
I'll add up another piece here, even though this thread is slowly turning into my own blog
Couple expecting their SEVENTEENTH baby. And since they live in California, the only benefit they get is that their income tax is zero. No other help from the government.
oh... yes, they are Christians))
Поделиться44327-05-2013 09:55:04
I've been watching a super great Aussie TV police drama series "Water Rats". Have seen three seasons so far.
Here's some info about it:
The series was based around the men and women of the Sydney Water Police who fight crime across Sydney Harbour and surrounding locales. The show was set on and around Goat Island in Sydney Harbour.
Water Rats premiered on 12 February 1996, and ran for six seasons and 177 episodes. Colin Friels and Catherine McClements were the original stars of the series and were instrumental in the show's early success. They both departed the show in 1999. In later seasons, Steve Bisley, Aaron Pedersen and Dee Smart became the show's main stars.
What I like about it most: the setting, the engrossing plot, the language... And my fave Goldie!!
Has anyone seen any episodes of this series?
Поделиться44403-06-2013 12:37:13
What a mum says in 24 hours:
Поделиться44509-07-2013 20:31:30
http://minsk.usembassy.gov/english_lang … ching.html
E-Teacher Scholarship Program
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Поделиться44607-08-2013 09:35:27
Comparison of life in the US and Belarus from an American's point of view
And you can compare US to lots of other countries too!
Поделиться44707-08-2013 10:11:24
A friend of mine shared an Italian joke:
oops! I forgot to say that the translation is a bit wrong - the time is not 10:10, but 5:35)))
Отредактировано biggie (07-08-2013 10:13:21)
Поделиться44919-08-2013 16:54:47
biggie
How to explain this to our women? Don't they see themseves in the mirror?
Поделиться45019-08-2013 17:29:04
Don't they see themseves in the mirror?
I guess it's either "I-don't-give-a-shit hoot" approach or faulty self-assessment
Отредактировано biggie (19-08-2013 17:29:31)